I am the music man
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Song Name: I Am The Music Man
Song Artist: Black Lace
Song Length: 1:31
Genre: Cheese... well duh
DDRuk user name: Wellian
Times seen on camera eating a jelly baby: none yet, I'm always eating digestives
Favourite cheese: Feta

Song Edit: By Wellian in Audacity ('cos it's, like, free, like)
Graphics: As I can't draw, let's hack together random clip-art and Auto-Shapes in Publisher and attempt to repair the damage in Photo Editor
File sponsor: welliansworld.tk: for when you can't come up with an excuse for such a shameless plug of your own site

Step details:

Single:

Beginner (2) - Max combo 121, Freezes 0
Not hard... unless you find 2-footers hard, where it is quite tricky.

Light (3) - Max combo 121, Freezes 6
Same style as the beginner steps, just technically more difficult, and with freezes at no extra cost.

Trick (6) - Max combo 225, Freezes 6
You'll like this, not a lot, but you'll like this.  It's got a few nice gentle circular 8ths thrown in to add difficulty.

Manaic (9) - Max combo 338, Freezes 9
Different types of steps for each instrument: the bagpipes are Tsugaru-esque, the trombone is in the style of Drop Out, and for some bizarre reason the piano steps remind me of Test My Best.  And I made it a nine too.  Why?  I think it's deceptively hard.  So there.

Double:

Well... er... I did sixty and a half hours last week.  Yes, I know that means I earned £250, but it didn't leave me enough time to do them.  They'll come in a re-release later.  Maybe.

Random readme padding stuff type thingy: Having caught the sim-file making bug this is now my second publically released file - it should have been #3 but when you work consecutive 55-60 hour weeks walking round in the bingo and live on pay-as-you-go dialup for half the year it's quite hard to get anything done, never mind go about uploading the stuff - and in a desperate attepmt to fit in with the theme this is a lovely cut of "I Am The Music Man", that thing that always gets played at weddings and gets your drunk nanny dancing like... a drunk nanny.  For some reasons we love it despite the fact it's just a pile of cheesy pap, so here come the steps for it. Can't imagine these 4-arrow steps being done at your cousins wedding though.

Instructions for use of readme:
1) Open file.
2) Read file.

Instructions for use of sim file
1) Load in SM/DWI.
2) Play in SM/DWI.
3) Wonder why you downloaded all that cheese when you could have gone to Tesco and picked up a great big block of gruyere instead.

Credits: No free credits on Oasis Amusements Hemsby's EuroMix 2 during the making of this simfile, except for the time when they said that I couldn't resist the urge to play and I said I would provided they didn't give me a pound.  I would like to thank the winners for without them I could not have lost.

PS: No I am still not well and I am still not called Ian. Hopefully that's cleared that one up.